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[This is where one would insert the obligatory ``we apologize for the
inconvenience''...but this is a personal site, not a business, so I'm not all
that sympathetic. If it's a bug, it'll be fixed. If you think that the page
you're looking for should exist (and that it did in the past), consider looking
through this site's repository (available on the Projects page) and seeing what
might have happened to it. Good day to you, kind sir/madam/otherwise.]