diff --git a/lvspec.tex b/lvspec.tex index 9d52713..ede7152 100644 --- a/lvspec.tex +++ b/lvspec.tex @@ -14,66 +14,68 @@ \makeatother \begin{document} - \title{LoVullo Specification Specifications} - \author{Mike Gerwitz} - \abstract{% - \setlength\columnsep{-5ex}% - \begin{multicols}{2} - \begin{quote} - \sl\small\raggedright - \def\ind{}% - % - In the beginning was the plan,\\ - \ind and then the specification;\\ - And the plan was without form,\\ - \ind and the specification was void. - And darkness\\ - \ind was on the faces of the implementors thereof;\\ - And they spake unto their leader, saying:\\ - ``It is a crock of shit,\\ - \ind and smells as of a sewer.'' +\title{LoVullo Specification Specifications} +\author{Mike Gerwitz} +\abstract{% + \setlength\columnsep{-5ex}% + \begin{multicols}{2} + \begin{quote} + \sl\small\raggedright + \def\ind{}% + % + In the beginning was the plan,\\ + \ind and then the specification;\\ + And the plan was without form,\\ + \ind and the specification was void. - And the leader took pity on them,\\ - \ind and spoke to the project leader:\\ - ``It is a crock of excrement,\\ - \ind and none may abide the odor thereof.'' + And darkness\\ + \ind was on the faces of the implementors thereof;\\ + And they spake unto their leader, saying:\\ + ``It is a crock of shit,\\ + \ind and smells as of a sewer.'' - And the project leader\\ - \ind spake unto his section head, saying:\\ - ``It is a container of excrement,\\ - \ind and it is very strong, such that none may abide it.'' + And the leader took pity on them,\\ + \ind and spoke to the project leader:\\ + ``It is a crock of excrement,\\ + \ind and none may abide the odor thereof.'' - The section head then hurried to his department manager,\\ - \ind and informed him thus:\\ - ``It is a vessel of fertilizer,\\ - \ind and none may abide its strength.'' - \goodbreak + And the project leader\\ + \ind spake unto his section head, saying:\\ + ``It is a container of excrement,\\ + \ind and it is very strong, such that none may abide it.'' - The department manager carried these words\\ - \ind to his general manager,\\ - and spoke unto him\\ - \ind saying:\\ - ``It containeth that which aideth the growth of plants,\\ - \ind and it is very strong.'' + The section head then hurried to his department manager,\\ + \ind and informed him thus:\\ + ``It is a vessel of fertilizer,\\ + \ind and none may abide its strength.'' + \goodbreak - And so it was that the general manager rejoiced\\ - \ind and delivered the good news unto the Vice President.\\ - ``It promoteth growth,\\ - \ind and it is very powerful.'' + The department manager carried these words\\ + \ind to his general manager,\\ + and spoke unto him\\ + \ind saying:\\ + ``It containeth that which aideth the growth of plants,\\ + \ind and it is very strong.'' - The Vice President rushed to the President's side,\\ - \ind and joyously exclaimed:\\ - ``This powerful new software product\\ - \ind will promote the growth of the company!'' + And so it was that the general manager rejoiced\\ + \ind and delivered the good news unto the Vice President.\\ + ``It promoteth growth,\\ + \ind and it is very powerful.'' - And the President looked upon the product,\\ - \ind and saw that it was very good. + The Vice President rushed to the President's side,\\ + \ind and joyously exclaimed:\\ + ``This powerful new software product\\ + \ind will promote the growth of the company!'' + + And the President looked upon the product,\\ + \ind and saw that it was very good. + + \hfill---The Jargon File + \end{quote} + \end{multicols} + \bigskip +} +\maketitle - \hfill---The Jargon File - \end{quote} - \end{multicols} - \bigskip - } - \maketitle \end{document}