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 % Yep.
 
 \documentclass[draft]{lvspec}
+\usepackage{multicol}
 
 \begin{document}
   \title{LoVullo Specification Specifications}
   \author{Mike Gerwitz}
+  \abstract{%
+    \setlength\columnsep{-5ex}%
+    \begin{multicols}{2}
+    \begin{quote}
+      \sl\small\raggedright
+      \def\ind{}%
+      %
+      In the beginning was the plan,\\
+      \ind and then the specification;\\
+      And the plan was without form,\\
+      \ind and the specification was void.
+
+      And darkness\\
+      \ind was on the faces of the implementors thereof;\\
+      And they spake unto their leader, saying:\\
+      ``It is a crock of shit,\\
+      \ind and smells as of a sewer.''
+
+      And the leader took pity on them,\\
+      \ind and spoke to the project leader:\\
+      ``It is a crock of excrement,\\
+      \ind and none may abide the odor thereof.''
+
+      And the project leader\\
+      \ind spake unto his section head, saying:\\
+      ``It is a container of excrement,\\
+      \ind and it is very strong, such that none may abide it.''
+
+      The section head then hurried to his department manager,\\
+      \ind and informed him thus:\\
+      ``It is a vessel of fertilizer,\\
+      \ind and none may abide its strength.''
+      \goodbreak
+
+      The department manager carried these words\\
+      \ind to his general manager,\\
+      and spoke unto him\\
+      \ind saying:\\
+      ``It containeth that which aideth the growth of plants,\\
+      \ind and it is very strong.''
+
+      And so it was that the general manager rejoiced\\
+      \ind and delivered the good news unto the Vice President.\\
+      ``It promoteth growth,\\
+      \ind and it is very powerful.''
+
+      The Vice President rushed to the President's side,\\
+      \ind and joyously exclaimed:\\
+      ``This powerful new software product\\
+      \ind will promote the growth of the company!''
+
+      And the President looked upon the product,\\
+     \ind and saw that it was very good.
+
+     \hfill---The Jargon File
+    \end{quote}
+    \end{multicols}
+    \bigskip
+  }
   \maketitle
 \end{document}